Top 10.1 Things to Take Care of in a Flight

Posted on May 9 11 By Top10point1

1. Don’t take pictures, because people will find out that it is your first time.

2. Don’t fight for the window seat.

3. Don’t pay too much attention to your seat belt, it’s not a roller coaster ride, it’s a plane.

4. Don’t go to the loo too many times, people will think you are a Spy.

5. Don’t be in a rush to leave even before the plane stops, it is not going to explode after stopping.

6. Don’t call the air hostess specially to take away your finished meal, she is not a waitress, the pilot will do that for you (dumbass!).

7. Do not ask the air hostess if you could sit in the business class, just because there is a vacant seat.

8. If an infant is on the flight and crying his ass off, flush him in down the loo and you will be applauded.

9. Don’t fart because the smell stays around for too long, soo long that even you would be disgusted of your own smell.

10. Read a novel, it makes you look sophisticated…

10.1 You can use a cell phone, I have used it a lot of times and my plane never crashed…

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