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The world is just full of dumb people and their dumb questions/comments. It takes a smart mind to counter such situations. Here are top 10.1 of those:
1. Q: How did you sleep last night?
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A: I had to make a few mistakes.
 … 2. Q: What’s that dot (Bindi) on your head?
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A: Oh, My husband plays dart; it’s just the aim.
3. Girl: What do you think about this dress? .. A: Boy: It’s great, what did you make of the other half of the blanket?
.. 4. Q: Is that your child?
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A: No no, it’s an alien from another planet, showed up on the door last night, was too cute to be sent back.
.. 5. Guy1: I’d kill myself if I went deaf or blind.
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A: Guy2: Why wait?
 ).., 6. Q: (Asked to a FBI agent) do these dogs really help?
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A: Oh no no, they’re just for animal welfare campaign.
 .. 7. Q: (In an interview) how would your closest friends describe you as a person?
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A: Obviously, they’ll say I’m a lazy and hopeless chap, with no common sense.
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8. Q: Can I use the bathroom?
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A: You know it better, if you can .
).. 9. Q: What is the meaning of success to you?
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A: Not having to define success
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10. Q: What are the chances that I’ll get better soon doctor?
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A: 100%! 9 out of 10 people die of this disease; you’re my 10th patient with it. All others died!
10.1 Q: Will these stairs take me to the third floor?
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A: No sir, you’d actually have to walk.
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