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It would be awesome to have free drinks at work wouldn’t it ? We think it is actually useful. Lets look into the benefits for allowing drinking at work:
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1. It will be an incentive to show up at work every day
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2. It will reduce stress < pretty much reduces any kind of feeling>
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3. It will lead to more honest communications <So true>.
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4. It will reduce complaints about low pay/managers. <too relaxed to care …aaaa ..wtf..>
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5. No more weekend work troubles. In fact people would want to come and work on weekends
6. 360 degree feedback for all even if it is not asked for <wink>.
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7. It will make people work real late sometimes even till next morning.
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8. No more getting bored during calls/meetings.
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9. No more work place politics/jealousy <too drunk for all that>.
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10.You will actually be able to have conversations like :
Person 1 : Did she reject your holidays just now
Person 2 : Yea man ..wtf
Person 1 : Man up dude …go puke on her
and guess what you might actually get sympathy for puking <Wink>
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10.1 No more toned ppl, only stoned people
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P.S. Think high , drink higher .
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