Posted on Jun 23 11 By Top10point1
OK, this one is entirely for fun, I do NOT recommend you trying any of these, you might land
1. Ya Ya, I’m not the best driver, but then who does better being drunk?
2. Wait, are you arresting me for the cocaine I have backseat or the dead body in the trunk?
3. So you’re a cop because even McDonald’s wont give you a job.
4. I swear occifer, I ain’t drunk. I can even count my 12 fingers well, see!
5. You got just in time dude, lets catch the thief together.
6. Is that a pistol? mind if I take my AK-47 from the back seat?
7. Hey there, got some beer, eh?
8. Hold on, I’m on a conference call with Obama and the FBI.
9. It was just the Coffee man, trust me!
10. Gee..officer, did you just fart?
10.1 You were just flaunting that siren, weren’t you?