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1. A Christmas tree doesn’t care how many other Christmas you had in the past.

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2. Christmas trees don’t get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.  

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3. A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you have an artificial one in the closet.  

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4. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
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5. When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.  
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6. A Christmas tree doesn’t get envious around other Christmas trees.  
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7. A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you watch football all day.  
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8. A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.
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9. A Christmas tree doesn’t speak.
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10. Christmas tree doesn’t correct you every time.  
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11. A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you look up underneath it.  

1)Make fun of him by saying Kalmadi and A Raja did a better job at making money and corruption.

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2)Bring a Harvinder look alike and scare Sharad in the next halloween. 

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3)Call up team Anna and tell them they found a Gandhi(Anna) and u found a Bhagat(Harvinder). 

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4)Ask Sharad what he would prefer more; fast until death or slap by a surd. 

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5)Give him Bush’s No if he needs someone to talk to. 

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6)Tell him “It could have been worse;  he could have thrown a shoe”  

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7)Call up Kapil Sibbal and say “Beta, ab teri baari hain”. 

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8)Offer him pan so that both his cheeks look puffy. 

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9)Tell him any publicity is good publicity. 

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10)He slapped you from behind man or else you could have taken him. 

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11)Dude, you got slapped in public man.